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Liquid Death Channels Saturday Morning Nostalgia With “Cereal Criminal”

Liquid Death isn’t just selling water—they’re selling chaos in a can. Known for pushing the limits of beverage marketing (remember the grandma mosh pit?), the brand thrives on turning heads and cracking open curiosity. Their latest flavor? A carbonated love letter to your childhood breakfast routine.

Meet Cereal Criminal—a new sparkling water that tastes like the sweet, slightly questionable milk left at the bottom of your cereal bowl. Yes, that milk. It’s a flavor that walks the line between oddly nostalgic and straight-up bizarre, and that’s exactly the point.

While some may be skeptical of bubbly sugar milk water, Liquid Death’s fans know the brand doesn’t cater to the cautious. This flavor drop is all about leaning into absurdity, sparking intrigue, and turning a universal yet forgotten taste into a fizzy experience. Whether you’re a cereal slurper from way back or just in it for the weirdness, Cereal Criminal is ready to steal your palate.

  • SOURCE: Food & Wine
  • BRAND: Liquid Death, Fruity Pebbles

AUTHOR: Zach Dunphy
ORIGIN: Speaking Human Contributor

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