We get googly-eyed over a cardboard contraption that allows us to take a peak into a different reality. Will this new virtual world change the future of marketing, or will we just look like fools with boxes on our faces?

We hack our way through USA Network’s clever giveaway to promote the show “Mr. Robot”. Grab your rootkit, honeypot and encryption codes and get ready for the social marketing revolution!

On this special bonus episode, we share our scattered thoughts on this year’s Cannes Lions award winners. Get ready to hear our roar because this podcast cannot be tamed!

We project our thoughts on the biggest marketing blockbusters of the summer movie season. Grab your popcorn and get ready for outrageous comedy, explosive action, and death-defying stunts… or at least two guys talking about that stuff.

We drop our drumsticks in disbelief as Colonel Sanders and The Hamburglar return from the marketing graveyard to win back our brand loyalty. Call up Grimace and The Noid because fast-food mascot reboots are the hot new trend!

We consume clever home improvement tips in easily digestible six-second chunks and then regurgitate our thoughts on choosing the right social networks for your brand. Get ready to go swinging, humans, because we’re checking out some Vines!

We YouTube twenty of the greatest brand moments from the past decade to tell you what video earns the title of YouTube’s all-time best ad. Crank up your bandwidth and get ready for some serious YouTubin’!

We podcast our thoughts on the trials, travails, and triumphs of a topic very near and dear to our hearts: podcasting. That’s right, humans, you’re about to listen to a podcast about podcasts.

We witness a murder and get stalked by a hitman via phone, text, email, Twitter, and online video. Will we survive and—more importantly—will it make us want to see the movie “Kill Me Three Times”?

We flicker through 30 years of film intros to watch the evolution of the Disney logo from static to CGI to fully customized. Break out your copies of “Snow Dogs” and “Lilo & Stitch” because we’re going logo-ing!

We pit four fast food chains against each other in a bracket to determine whose weird marketing effort won the month of March. Get ready for some competitive beef, sweat and grease, baby!

We swipe, tap and laugh through four decades of Saturday nights spanning from Belushi to Murphy to Carvey to Sandler to Ferrell to Fey to Samberg to Wiig. Whew. Live from Monsters Unlimited its Speaking Human!

We nod off to the intriguing sounds, noises and grumblings of Jeff Bridges as he shows us how to bring our wildest dreams to life on the World Wide Web. Bio-digital jazz, man!

We veer off the road while gazing at outdoor ads covered in diamonds, human hair, and cans of snot. That’s right, baby—we’re bringing billboards back. Yeah!

We blitz the big game to find out which brands got the most out of their million-dollar investment on Super Bowl Sunday. And if that’s not enough incentive to listen… there’s gonna be puppies!

We rewind through the labyrinth of 2014, dodging soccer balls, ice buckets and Ebola to uncover all that was awesome in marketing this year. Get ready for the first annual Speaking Human Awesome Awards!

We pilot our X-wings into the Star Wars universe for 90 mouth-watering seconds of mysterious wonder to explore the power of teaser marketing. The force is strong with this episode.

We compute the new tagline that has Android aiming to unite all the unique people of the world by plugging them into the same mobile operating system. Don’t worry storm troopers, these aren’t the droids you’re looking for…

We terrify our listeners with blood-curdling reactions to the latest gruesome collection of horrifying Halloween commercials from ravenous brands who want to rip out your eyeballs, hold your beating heart in their hands and devour the dollars in your wallet.

We ride in a Fiat through a magical and twitchy world of crazy beats, horse heads and angry robots, all in hot pursuit of endless fun. My brain is melting!!!

We behold the amazing transformation that takes place when a caterpillar called Clear Channel creates a cocoon and emerges as the butterfly known as iHeartMedia.

We grunt with everyone’s favorite Austrian bodybuilder, former governor and 80s action star as he flexes his comic muscle in a new marketing campaign for Realestate.com Australia. Get to the chopper!!!

We stare endlessly at the recently redesigned Airbnb logo in hopes of seeing all the strange interpretations that have surfaced on social media. Oh my god, I do see it! It looks like a…

We declare our brand winners of the bloody, sweaty and hard-fought marketing battle that was the 2014 World Cup. Victory!

We marvel at the magnificent Marvel marketing machine by thoroughly examining Thor’s new anatomy, gauging audience expectations for Guardians of the Galaxy, and getting amped up early for the ultimate superhero sequel. Avengers assemble!

We toast our 21st episode by taking 21 shots, jumping in a Dodge Charger with the Duke boys, and watching them outrun the law while surfing Autotrader.com. Yee-haw!!!

We crash the World Cup to explore how Beats by Dre managed to become the world’s coolest brand by getting banned from the world’s biggest marketing stage. Goooooooaaaaaaaalllllllllllllll!

On this episode of the Speaking Human marketing podcast, we celebrate the arrival of summer by sitting around the campfire, singing along to the S’more Song, and discussing DQ’s new marketing campaign. It’s gonna be a hot one!

We imbibe the latest packaging innovations from top beverage brands. We verify the icy-coldness of Coca-Cola; warm up to the holiday season with Starbucks; and get drunk on originality with Absolut vodka. Chug! Chug! Chug!

We celebrate and denigrate the latest bizarre celebrity-brand pairings. We ride in a Dodge Durango with Ron Burgundy; watch Jean Claude Van Damme make a double impact for Volvo; and try on clothes made from cool by Christopher Walken. Wowie. Wow. Wow.

We discuss the high-stakes game of summer movie marketing. We’ll tell you what blockbuster marketing drove our butts to cinema seats and what films flopped at inspiring us to leave our air-conditioning and HDTVs.

We peep into the marketing future and catch a glimpse of Oreo dipping its cookies into robotics, Lexus driving the red carpet at the Oscars, and Google converting us into a culture of cross-eyed nerds.

Today on Speaking Human, GE rounds up some familiar robot faces, Apple plays ping pong with Venus and Serena, and Planet Fitness sounds the alarm on lunks.

Today on a very special episode of Speaking Human, we bust out the barbecue, beer barrels and body paint to cheer wildly as a band of vicious competitors vie for glory on Super Bowl Sunday. That’s right, we’re talking about the brutal battle for brand supremacy during the big game. Find out who came out on top and who just flushed millions down the Porta-John.

Today on Speaking Human, Hasbro forces us to fight for the right to use the iron in Monopoly; Axe Body Spray sends us into space smelling really good; and Zicam makes us do battle with a boogery beast.

Now if you’ve listened to the podcast before, you know that we usually kick off each show by taking on the latest Mortal Marketing News then unleashing the fury of our Superhuman Review. But in this episode we’re throwing that format out the window to end the year in big, bold, epic Speaking Human-style by exploring the good, the bad, and the ugly underbelly of marketing in 2012. That’s right, folks – it’s our BEST OF THE YEAR BLOWOUT BONANZA!

Today on Speaking Human, we flashback to the decade of alt rock, Topanga and Jumanji, exchange LOLs and OMGs with the Pope on Twitter, and celebrate the holidays with Clark Griswold and a pair of Old Navy pop pants.

Today on Speaking Human, we crown social media king of the porcelain palace, celebrate twenty years of finger-tapping talk, and get brand-brainwashed by the rhythm and motion of the most-watched YouTube video of all time.

Today on Speaking Human, we hold a memorial for a snack food thought to be indestructible, debate whether we or you should get a Wii U, and try to determine if mobile devices are destroying our souls. And in a last hurrah before the apocalypse, we watch in awe as Black Friday goes nuclear and swallows Thanksgiving whole.

This week on Speaking Human, our heads spin as we watch Target take product placement to a whole new level, our man-minds get blown away when we find out the joy, adventure and “blue water” women experience once a month are all a corporate lie, and, finally, our lightsabers go dim as we discover the disturbing news that Luke Skywalker and Minnie Mouse are actually brother and sister! NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!

This week on Speaking Human, it’s all video all the time. We watch as Snoop Dogg hawks Hot Pockets, Goldblum grumbles about the glories of Paypal, and Felix Baumgartners’ extreme space jump burns up YouTube records on the wings of Red Bull. Geronimo!!!!!!!

This week on Speaking Human, we tune you in to the increasing static at Dish Network, fill you in on how Facebook will help fulfill your future wants, and discretely delve into the mother of all scandalous smartphone map controversies: Mapplegate.

This week on Speaking Human, we catch a buzz from all the extra bucks handed out by Starbucks, diagnose some common mistakes companies should avoid like the plague on their websites, and take a shot at the latest contributions from Amazon and Toys R Us to the tablet BOOM.

This week on Speaking Human, we talk about the billion-dollar bite Apple took out of Samsung, discuss the infectious Internet virus that is “Call Me Maybe”, and review the zombie marketing war AMC has waged against Dish Network.

This week on Speaking Human, we create incredibly unreal expectations for the future of this podcast and take a crunchy bite out of Triscuit’s new “Topper’s Tantrum” marketing campaign.